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Member Since : Dec, 2015
# of jokes posted : 10
# of followers : 5
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 128.00
$7.00 won 5 votes
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Burns: Do you like to love?
Allen: No.
Burns: Like to kiss?
Allen: No.
Burns: What do you like?
Allen: Lamb chops.
Burns: Lamb chops. Could you eat two big lamb chops alone?
Allen: Alone? Oh, no, not alone. With potatoes I could.

5 votes

Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
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$50.00 won 11 votes
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Wilfred had just learned his ABC's and was very scared of reciting them in front of his class. He stood in front of the class trembling and began, "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z."

His teacher said, "Very good, Wilfred. But you forgot P. Where's the P?"

He replied," It's running down my leg."

11 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
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