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Super Dave

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Member Since : Dec, 2015
# of jokes posted : 12
# of followers : 3
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 5.00
$5.00 won 4 votes

What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

4 votes

Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "Super Dave" |
1 votes

A priest and a cab driver went to heaven.

The priest was given fifty bags of gold and a nice house.

The cab driver was given the same but also a boat, a lake and a box of diamonds.

The priest asked St. Peter, "Hey I was a priest, how come I don't get a box of diamonds or a lake or a boat?"

St. Peter said, "We go by results. During your sermons people slept, during his cab rides people prayed."

1 votes

posted by "Super Dave" |
3 votes

Two guys are walking down the street when a mugger approaches them and demands their money.

They both grudgingly pull out their wallets and begin taking out their cash. Just then one guy turns to the other and hands him a bill. "Here’s that $20 I owe you," he says.

3 votes

CATEGORY Dumb Criminals
posted by "Super Dave" |
0 votes

I woke up suddenly terrified, I'm late for work!

I opened my eyes and chilled... I'm at work.

0 votes

CATEGORY Work Jokes
posted by "Super Dave" |