Two men were playing golf one morning. One of them was on the green preparing to putt when a funeral procession started passing on the road next to the golf course. The man preparing to putt paused from his game and bowed his head respectfully until the procession had passed.
When he finished his putt, his partner remarked, "That was really respectful of you to pause for that funeral procession!"
His buddy replied, "Well, I was married to her for 35 years!"