mpatel Profile



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Member Since : Jan, 2016
# of jokes posted : 2
# of followers : 2
# of following: 1
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 10.00
2 votes

A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text, “If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!"

The husband, typically unromantic, replied,

"I am in the toilet. Please advise."

2 votes

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$10.00 won 4 votes

A Doctor and an Advocate loved the same girl. The Doctor gave her a rose daily and the advocate gave the girl an apple.

The girl got confused and asked the Advocate, "There is a meaning in giving rose in love. Why are you giving me an apple?"

Advocate answered: Because, "An Apple a day keeps the doctor away!"

4 votes

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Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
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