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Donald Gaynor

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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 12
# of followers : 3
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eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
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It may be true that the early bird gets the worm, but it's the tardy mouse that gets the cheese!

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
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Eagles may soar but you've never heard of a weasel getting sucked into jet engines!

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
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My doctor called me a fine physical specimen. I later learned what these medicos call specimen.

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CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
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Paddy and Michael were late getting home from the Pub and decided to take a shortcut through the Parish graveyard.

"Bejabbers" said Paddy, when stumbling over a marker, "Cassandra, 97, From Cork. She was a ripe old age!"

Michael chimed in: "Well, may the Saints preserve us, this stone reads: 'Miles, 122, from Dublin!"

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