Football is a dangerous sport and players can be hurt while playing. During a college game a player was hit pretty hard on one play. The doctor came onto the field as the teammates huddled around them. He asked the player a few questions as he lay on the field.

"What's three plus three?" the doctor asked him.

"Seven."

"What's the capital of the United States?"

"Alabama."

"Which state is farther east, California or Florida?"

"California."

At this point, the doctor thought the player was confused and probably had suffered a brain concussion so he told the coach to take him out of the game.

The coach quickly spoke up. "Don't do that, Doc. Let him play. He's alright. He didn't know that stuff even before he was hit."

Generally, a person has two reasons for doing something...

One reason that sounds good, and then one reason that is the real one.

May your dressing be tasty, May your turkey be plump...

May your potatoes and gravy, Have never a lump...

May your yams be delicious And your pies take the prize...

And may your Thanksgiving dinner, Stay off your thighs!

A poultry farmer was experimenting to breed turkeys with more legs for greater profits. Finally, he succeeded. While narrating the results to his friends, he told them, "The turkey I bred had six legs!"

His friends, who had gotten quite excited, eagerly asked, "What about the taste?"

The farmer said with a long-drawn face, "I have no idea. Can't catch it."