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zieglarnatta

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Member Since : Apr, 2016
# of jokes posted : 19
# of followers : 2
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eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
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Why are Eskimos always interested in winter sports?

Because they are Inuit.

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CATEGORY Puns
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What do you call a GMO human male child?

An alter boy.

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Once upon a time, two very sheltered monks visited the US for the first time and wanted to experience life in New York.

Upon visiting and receiving their first hot dogs ever, one monk asked the other, "Which part of the dog did you get?"

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Once upon a tie there were 3 prisoners about to be executed via firing squad and upon asking the first prisoner if they had anything left to say, he yelled, "Oh my God! Killer Bee swarms!" Everyone panicked and scattered and ran and that prisoner was able to escape.

After all the chaos calmed, they brought out the second prisoner. They did the same asking about last words, the prisoner yelled "Tsunami & Tornadoes!" Once again the crowd scattered and prisoner #2 escaped.

Now, everyone was reassembled and they brought out prisoner #3. Same practice once again. This time the prisoner yelled "FIRE!"

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CATEGORY Dumb Criminals
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