My Dad, who is a pastor, was reading the newspaper the other day and it had an article on our University’s football team who had 3 wins in the last 3 seasons. Then he says, "Hey Son, did I tell you that I ran into head coach two months ago down at the Supermarket?"

"What did you tell him?" I replied.

"Well, I asked if I could pray for him and he said sure."

I couldn't help but ask, "Did you pray that he would quit or that he would be fired?"