Favorite this joke Why is the Sea horse the most intelligent animal?
Because when reproducing, it is the only animal where the female says to the male, "Here's the eggs, you deal with them!"
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
About 4 shots.
What is the difference between a salon and a saloon?
A salon is where you go to make yourself look better.
A saloon is where you go to make everyone else look better.
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Today in London, British Rockers Pete Townsend and Rodger Daltry, of the band The Who, broke into a Veterinary Hospital.
It it reported they set free all the Rottweilers and Pitt Bulls.
Police in Scotland Yard stated, "They now know that 'The Who' let the dogs out!"
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