A man and his wife were walking by a lovely looking restaurant when his wife excitingly said, "What a gorgeous smell coming from this restaurant!"

Being kindhearted he agreed with her and thought, "What the heck, I'll treat her!"

And so they walked by the restaurant again!

A family was traveling from Ontario to Winnipeg Manitoba and while driving on the highway they saw a sign... CLEAN WASHROOMS AHEAD.

By the time they got to Winnipeg they had cleaned more than 1000 washrooms.