A police officer found a perfect hiding place for speeding motorists. One day he was suspicious when everyone was going under the speed limit.
He found the problem. There was a boy standing with a sign that read "Radar Trap Ahead".
A few hundred yards down the road stood his friend with a sign reading "Tips" and a bucketful of change.
Two lazy-bones are fast asleep. A thief comes in, pulls the blanket from the bed, and makes off with it. One of them is aware of what happened and says to the other, "Get up! Go after the guy who stole our blanket!"
The other responds, "Forget it. When he comes back to take the mattress, let's grab him then."
There was a pretty Nurse named Carol who broke her engagement to a doctor. She was explaining everything to a friend.
"Do you mean to say," exclaimed Cindy, "that the bum asked you to give back the ring AND all his presents?"
"Not only that," said Carol, "he sent me a bill for 37 visits!"