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Ferdinand Uzi Wang

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Member Since : Apr, 2020
# of jokes posted : 41
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Location: Philippines
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A woman enters a tattoo parlor. She has tattoos on her shoulder and on her calf and wants them off.

She asks the artist, "How much will it cost to have these tattoos removed?"

He looks at her limbs and says, "An arm and a leg."

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What did the jealous storm trooper say to the friend who stole his girlfriend and was now going to marry her?

"May divorce be with you!"

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Did you hear about the four walruses who decided to form a rock band?

They have just completed their album and their first single is called, 'I Am The Beatle'.

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Sally was telling her sister Jane about their sister in law, Candice, was recovering in the hospital following a car accident.

Sally said, "Candice told me that someone up there really loves her."

Jane, scoffing, replied, "No one could even like Candice. It's more like someone up there didn't want her."

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