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Leogal

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Member Since : Oct, 2015
# of jokes posted : 57
# of followers : 22
# of following: 4
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 467.00
$12.00 won 8 votes

The phone bill was exceptionally high. Man called a family meeting to discuss the matter.

Dad: "This is unacceptable, I don't use the home phone, I use my work phone."

Mom: "Me too, I use my company phone. I hardly use the home phone."

Son: "I use my office mobile. I never use the home phone."

All of them shocked turned to look at the maid who was patiently listening to them all this time.

Maid: "What? So we all use our work phones, what is the big deal?"

8 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Leogal" |
$8.00 won 4 votes
 

What do you call a fat psychic?

A four chin teller!

4 votes

Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Leogal" |
$12.00 won 8 votes
 

A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?

B: It’s a girl. She’s my daughter.

A: Oh, I’m sorry, sir. I didn’t know that you were her father.

B: I’m not. I’m her MOTHER.

8 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $12.00
posted by "Leogal" |
$5.00 won 6 votes

When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% of their body.

Men are so polite they only look at the covered parts!

6 votes

CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $5.00
posted by "Leogal" |