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wadejagz

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Member Since : Apr, 2016
# of jokes posted : 1396
# of followers : 12
# of following: 3
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 786.00
$6.00 won 1 votes
 

Soon after marriage, a lady's husband stopped wearing his wedding ring. She asked, "Why don't you ever wear your wedding band?"

He replied, "It cuts off my circulation."

She answered back, "It's supposed to."

1 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "wadejagz" |
$6.00 won 3 votes

USA Today:
WE'RE DEAD

The Wall Street Journal:
DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDS

Microsoft Systems Journal:
APPLE LOSES MARKET SHARE

Sports Illustrated:
GAME OVER

Wired:
THE LAST NEW THING

Rolling Stone:
THE GRATEFUL DEAD REUNION TOUR

Readers Digest:
'BYE

Discover Magazine:
HOW WILL THE EXTINCTION OF ALL LIFE AS WE KNOW IT AFFECT THE WAY WE VIEW THE COSMOS?

TV Guide:
DEATH AND DAMNATION: NIELSON RATINGS SOAR!

Lady's Home Journal:
LOSE 10 LBS BY JUDGMENT DAY WITH OUR NEW "ARMAGEDDON" DIET!

Inc. magazine:
TEN WAYS YOU CAN PROFIT FROM THE APOCALYPSE

3 votes

CATEGORY News Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "wadejagz" |
$9.00 won 5 votes

It is a scientific fact...

That your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.

5 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "wadejagz" |
$15.00 won 2 votes

Dave lost his wife's audiobook...

And now he'll never hear the end of it.

2 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "wadejagz" |