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wadejagz

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Member Since : Apr, 2016
# of jokes posted : 1396
# of followers : 12
# of following: 3
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 786.00
$8.00 won 2 votes

Dallas heard that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all walked on water on their 21st birthdays.

So, on his 21st birthday, Dallas and his big brother Damon, headed out to the lake. "If they did it, I can too!" he insisted.

When Dallas and Damon arrived at the lake, they rented a canoe and began paddling. When they got to the middle of the lake, Dallas stepped off of the side of the boat... and nearly drowned. Furious and somewhat embarrassed, he and Damon headed for home. When Dallas arrived back at the family home, he asked his grandmother for an explanation. "Grandma, why can't I walk on water like my father, and his father, and his father before him?"

His sweet old grandmother took Dallas by the hand, looked into his eyes, and explained, "That's because your father, grandfather, and great-grandfather were born in January. You, my dear, were born in June."

2 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "wadejagz" |
$10.00 won 2 votes

I hate telling people I'm a taxidermist.

If they ask what I do, I answer, "You know, stuff."

2 votes

CATEGORY Work Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "wadejagz" |
$12.00 won 4 votes

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4 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "wadejagz" |
$9.00 won 3 votes

A magician was working on a Caribbean cruise ship. The audience was different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again.

There was only one problem: The captain's parrot saw the show every week and began to understand what the magician did in every trick. Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the show:

"Look, it's not the same hat!"
"Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table!"
"Hey, why are all the cards the Ace of Spades?"

The magician was furious but couldn't do anything; it was the captain's parrot after all. One day the ship had an accident and sank. The magician found himself on a piece of wood, in the middle of the ocean, and of course the parrot was by his side. They stared at each other with hate, but did not utter a word.

This went on for several days. After a week the parrot finally said: "Okay, I give up. What'd you do with the boat?"

3 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "wadejagz" |