It is a scientific fact...
That your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.
I just killed a huge spider running across the floor with my shoe.
I don't care how big the spider is, no one steals my shoe!
My wife has not spoken to me in three days. I think it has something to do with what happened on Sunday night when she thought she heard a noise downstairs.
She nudged me and whispered, "Wake up, wake up!"
"What's the matter?" I asked.
"There are burglars in the kitchen. I think they're eating the tuna casserole I made tonight."
"That'll teach them!" I replied.