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wadejagz

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Member Since : Apr, 2016
# of jokes posted : 1626
# of followers : 11
# of following: 3
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 1038.00
$12.00 won 4 votes

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4 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "wadejagz" |
$9.00 won 3 votes

A magician was working on a Caribbean cruise ship. The audience was different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again.

There was only one problem: The captain's parrot saw the show every week and began to understand what the magician did in every trick. Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the show:

"Look, it's not the same hat!"
"Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table!"
"Hey, why are all the cards the Ace of Spades?"

The magician was furious but couldn't do anything; it was the captain's parrot after all. One day the ship had an accident and sank. The magician found himself on a piece of wood, in the middle of the ocean, and of course the parrot was by his side. They stared at each other with hate, but did not utter a word.

This went on for several days. After a week the parrot finally said: "Okay, I give up. What'd you do with the boat?"

3 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "wadejagz" |
$9.00 won 2 votes

What does the Easter Bunny get for making a basket?

Two points, just like everyone else!

2 votes

CATEGORY Holiday Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "wadejagz" |
$10.00 won 2 votes

When you get older, lack of pep is often mistaken...

Mistaken for patience!

2 votes

Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "wadejagz" |