Quantum321 Profile



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Member Since : Jun, 2016
# of jokes posted : 40
# of followers : 2
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eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 29.00
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And engineer died and when before St. Peter in heaven. St. Peter looked at his book and said "Oh, you belong with the devil."

After a few months in hell the engineer met with the devil and said, "You don't have anything here. I am an engineer and I can design buildings, air conditioning..all kinds of things."

The devil said, "OK... do it!"

When construction was complete the devil was very pleased. Then he gets a call from St. Peter who said, "Do you remember that engineer we sent you? We made a big mistake. He is supposed to be in heaven."

The devil replied with a loud and forceful voice, "YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM!"

St. Peter replied, "We will sue you!"

The devil started laughing. "What are you laughing about?" Where are you going to find a lawyer?"

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer!

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"He has Van Gogh's ear for music." - Billy Wilder

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Oh Lord, give me patience, and, and... AND I WANT IT RIGHT NOW!

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