misc jokes

You know you’re getting old when your best friend tells you he's having an affair and you want to know if it's catered

I heard this story in the late seventies. Just prior to a manned launch an insect was heard in the superstructure of the rocket. The risk analysis and decision had to be made to launch or to delay the launch and purge the insect. The risk was negligible so the rocket launch. The insect was dubbed the Gemini Cricket.

What did the tired chess player do?
He took the knight off

What did the tired chess player do?
He took the knight off