A man is in a pawnshop and sees this beautiful Grandfather Clock and winds up buying it. He asks the owner if he can deliver the clock and the owner replies that he cannot make deliveries. So only living a few blocks away the man decides to strap the clock on his back and carry it the few blocks.
After a block or so, a drunk comes staggering out of a bar and bumps into the man knocking him down on his back and smashing the clock to bits. He then jumps up and starts cussing the drunk out and saying, "Look what you did to my beautiful clock you idiot!”
The drunk then replies, "Gee buddy, I’m really sorry, but why don’t you wear a wristwatch like everyone else?"
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