Three businessmen went to a luncheon at a restaurant.

While waiting for the waiter they were comparing papers. While passing a paper, the paper was ripped. At that the waiter returned to the table and request drink orders:
Waiter: What would you like, sir?
Businessman #1: Martini, please.
Waiter: how would you like it?
Businessman #1: on the rocks
Waiter: (to business man #2) what would you like?
Businessman #2: I'll have an iced tea
Waiter: (to business man #3) and you sir?
Businessman #3: A scotch.'
Waiter: how would you like it?
Businessman #3: TAPE!!