Best Jokes

Q: How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper??
A: Don't know. It’s never been done!!!!

Q: How many Microsoft engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. They just declare darkness the standard

Q: How many Microsoft engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. They just declare darkness the standard

A psychiatrist’s secretary went into her boss's office. Secretary: "Sir, someone would like to see you. Claims he's invisible."
Psychiatrist: "Tell him I can't see him."