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An Antartian ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
The Antartian replies, "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."

Q: What do you call an Antartian in an institution of higher learning?

A: A visitor.

Q: What do you call an Antartian in an institution of higher learning?
A: A visitor.

Q: How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.