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My family was playing a trivia board game one night. When it was my brother-in-law's turn, he rolled the dice and landed on "Science & Nature."

His question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?"

He thought for a moment and then asked, "Is it on or off?"

Where do you find a down-and-out octopus?

On squid row.

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
The Codfather.

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
The Codfather.