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A new nurse listened while the doctor was yelling, "Typhoid! Tetanus! Measles!" 

The new nurse asked another nurse, "Why is he doing that?" 

The other nurse replied, "Oh, he just likes to call the shots around here."

A new nurse listened while the doctor was yelling, "Typhoid! Tetanus! Measles!" 
The new nurse asked another nurse, "Why is he doing that?" 
The other nurse replied, "Oh, he just likes to call the shots around here."

One reason the Military Services have trouble operating jointly is that they don't speak the same language. For example, if you told Navy personnel to "secure a building," they would turn off the lights and lock the doors. The Army would occupy the building so no one could enter. Marines would assault the building, capture it, and defend it with suppressive fire and close combat. The Air Force, on the other hand, would take out a three-year lease with an option to buy.

A wife went to the police station with her next door neighbor to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description. She said, "He's 35 years old, 6 foot 4, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and is good to the children."

The next-door neighbor protested, "Your husband is 5 foot 4, chubby, bald, has a big mouth, and is mean to your children."

The wife replied, "Yes, but who wants HIM back?"