Latest Jokes

Q: How many survivors of a nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Colonel Sanders was after him.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Colonel Sanders was after him.

A chicken walks into a bar. 
The bartender says. "We don't serve poultry!" 
The chicken says "That's OK I just want a drink."