Conversations with Inanimate Objects:
"You never did love me! You only want me for my money!" - Your ATM Card
"I can see right through you!" - X-ray machine
Conversation in the kitchen:
Refrigerator: (to microwave) "You're hot!"
Microwave: "I know. And you're not!"
Vacuum cleaner: "Geez, that's cold! Brr.."
Refrigerator: (to vacuum cleaner) "Shut up, you suck! Go and eat my dust!"
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