A drunk stumbled out the door of the bar. He stood on the corner waiting for the light. He wife calls and asks if he is drunk. The man replies, "Of course not!"
Being suspicious that he is drunk, she says, "Okay then, tell me where you are and I will come and get you."
The drunk replies, "I am at the corner of WALK and DON'T WALK!"
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