So there was this female business executive who was late for a meeting. She was going 65 on a street where the speed limit was 40.
A cop pulled her over and said “ma’am, can I please see your license?”
She said, “I’m sorry, officer, but I got it revoked two years ago for drunk driving.”
His brow furrowed and he straightened up. “Well, can I please see the registration of your car?”
She said, “I stole the car and I killed the driver; he’s in the trunk.”
“Ma’am, DON’T MOVE, I’m calling for back-up.” He muttered furiously into his walkie-talkie… Five minutes later, half the squad pulls up, the Chief of Police walked over to the woman’s window. “Ma’am, can I see your license?” he asked sternly.
“Of course, officer,” she smiled demurely and pulls out a license from her purse.
He squinted warily at it. “This looks legitimate,” he mumbled. “Can I see the registration to this car?”
She pulled it out of the glove compartment and handed it to him.
“Ma’am, stand back!” He banged open the trunk of the car and flinched: but it was completely empty…
The woman brandishes a finger at the first cop and says accusingly, “And I’ll bet that liar told you I was speeding too!!”
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