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Leogal

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Member Since : Oct, 2015
# of jokes posted : 57
# of followers : 21
# of following: 4
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 467.00
$25.00 won 6 votes

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says - "What the hell was that all about?"

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
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Two cannibals are eating a clown, and one looks at the other and says - Does this taste funny to you?

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Yesterday, scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became emotional, couldn't drive, and refused to apologize when wrong.

No further testing is planned...

1 votes

CATEGORY Science Jokes
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I'm going to watch my wedding video later "backwards".

I love the end bit when she takes the ring off, goes back down the aisle and jumps in the car.

1 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
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