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Leogal

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Member Since : Oct, 2015
# of jokes posted : 57
# of followers : 21
# of following: 4
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 467.00
$10.00 won 5 votes

What do computers eat for a snack?

Microchips!

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CATEGORY Computer Jokes
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On the morning of her birthday, a woman told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a diamond necklace. What do you think it means?”

“Maybe you’ll find out tonight,” he said.

That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. She ripped off the wrapping paper and found a book titled "The Meaning of Dreams."

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
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A couple are sitting in their living room, sipping wine. Out of the blue, the wife says, “I love you!”

“Is that you or the wine talking?” asks the husband.

“It’s me,” says the wife. “Talking to the wine.”

5 votes

CATEGORY Love Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
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A juvenile court was prosecuting a teen suspected of burglary. The judge asked everyone to stand and state his or her name and role for the court reporter.

"Leah Rauch, deputy prosecutor."

"Linda Jones, probation officer."

"Sam Clark, public defender."

"John," said the teen who was on trial. "I’m the one who stole the truck."

3 votes

CATEGORY Lawyer Jokes
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