A woman stood inside the front door, her arms full of coats. Four small children scurried around her.
Her husband, coming down the stairs, asked why she was standing there.
"Here," she said, handing him the coats. "This time you put the children into their coats, and I'll go honk the horn."
A stage mother cornered the concert violinist in his dressing room and insisted he listen to a tape of her talented son playing the violin.
The man agreed to listen, and the woman switched on the tape player. “What music!” the violinist thought. A difficult piece, but played with such genius that it brought tears to his eyes. He listened spellbound to the entire recording.
“Madam,” he whispered, "is that your son?”
“No," she replied. “That’s Jascha Heifetz. But my son sounds just like him!”
A woman has a problem with her closet door - it's falling out every time a bus passes by. So she calls a repairman.
The repairman comes and sees that indeed, the door falls out every time a bus passes by.
"OK, I'm going to take a look at this, just close the door behind me," and he steps into the closet.
At that time the husband comes home from work, opens the closet and finds the repairman.
Husband says, "What the heck are you doing here?"
Repairman replies, "You won't believe it, but I'm waiting for the bus."