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HENNE

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Member Since : Nov, 2015
# of jokes posted : 2246
# of followers : 33
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 3
Location: United States
won: $ 2460.00
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A rather awkward freshman finally got up the nerve to ask a pretty junior for a dance at the homecoming. She gave him the once-over and said, "Sorry, I won't dance with a child."

"Oh I'm sorry," responded the underclassman, "I didn't realize you were pregnant."

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CATEGORY School Jokes
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The pastor had been warned about a parishioner who was a fast reader.

"We shall now read the Twenty-third Psalm in unison," he announced. "Will the lady who is always by 'the still waters' while the rest of us are in 'green pastures', please pause until we catch up."

4 votes

Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
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The train was about to pull out of the station. A young man ran towards it and managed to throw his bag in and climb aboard just in time.

A fellow passenger looked at him and said, "Young man, you should be in better shape! At your age, I could catch the train by a gnat's whisker and still be fresh. Look at you, panting away."

The young man took a deep breath and said, "I missed this train at the last station."

4 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "HENNE" |
$9.00 won 6 votes

Two children ordered their mother to stay in bed one Mother's Day morning. As she lay there looking forward to being brought breakfast in bed, the smell of bacon floated up from the kitchen.

Finally, the children called her to come downstairs. She found them both sitting at the table eating bacon and eggs.

"As a surprise for Mother's Day," one explained, "we decided to cook our own breakfast."

6 votes

CATEGORY Holiday Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
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