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HENNE

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Member Since : Nov, 2015
# of jokes posted : 837
# of followers : 26
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 12
Location: United States
won: $ 671.00
$6.00 won 7 votes

Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to be able to break 100 on this course."

Caddy: "Try heaven. You've already moved most of the earth."

7 votes

CATEGORY Golf Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "HENNE" |
$5.00 won 4 votes

As I drove into a parking lot, I noticed that a pickup truck with a dog sitting behind the wheel was rolling toward a female pedestrian. She seemed oblivious, so I hit my horn to get her attention.

She looked up just in time to jump out of the way of the truck's path, and the vehicle bumped harmlessly into the curb and stopped. I rushed to the woman's side to see if she was all right.

"I'm fine," she assured me,"but I hate to think what could have happened to me if that dog hadn't honked."

4 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "HENNE" |
3 votes
 

"If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?"

"One dollar."

"You don't know your arithmetic."

"You don't know my father!"

3 votes

CATEGORY School Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
2 votes

At a dinner party, one of the guests, an obnoxiously loud young man, tried to make clever remarks about everyone and everything.

When he was served a piece of meat, he picked it up with his fork, held it up and smirked: "Is this pig?"

Another guest, sitting opposite, asked quietly, "Which end of the fork are you referring to?"

2 votes

CATEGORY Food Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |