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HENNE

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Member Since : Nov, 2015
# of jokes posted : 965
# of followers : 27
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 738.00
3 votes

When I get really bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot.

Then I sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving.

3 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
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3 votes

"Who dropped a wad of money with an elastic band around it?"

"I did!"

"Well, here's your elastic band."

3 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
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Pride is what you feel when your kids net $143 from a garage sale.

Panic is what you feel when you realize your car is missing.

5 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "HENNE" |
2 votes

My Dad and I were talking the other night about love and marriage.

He told me that he knew as early as their wedding what marriage to my mom would be like. It seems the minister asked my mom, "Do you take this man to be your husband?" and she said, "I do."

Then the minister asked my Dad, "Do you take this woman to be your wife?" and my mom said, "He does."

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
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