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HENNE

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Member Since : Nov, 2015
# of jokes posted : 2366
# of followers : 33
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 4
Location: United States
won: $ 2564.00
$7.00 won 5 votes

A male crab met a female crab at a party and asked her to marry him. She noticed that he was walking straight instead of sideways. Wow, she thought, this crab is really special. I can't let him get away. So, they got married immediately.

The next day she noticed her new husband walking sideways like all the other crabs, and got upset.

"What happened?" she asked. "You used to walk straight before we were married."

"Oh, honey," he replied, "I can't drink that much every day."

5 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "HENNE" |
3 votes

After eight days of backpacking with my wife Linda, we were looking pretty scruffy. One morning she came to breakfast in a baseball cap, her shoulder length hair sticking out at odd angles.

"Terry," she said, "does my hair make me look like a water buffalo?"

I thought for a moment, then said, "If I tell you the truth, do you promise not to charge?"

3 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
$9.00 won 6 votes

Boss (to the new employee): We are very keen on cleanliness. Did you wipe your feet on the mat as you came in?

New employee: Yes, sir.

Boss: We are also keen on truthfulness. There is no mat.

6 votes

CATEGORY Business Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "HENNE" |
2 votes

My husband works as a service technician for a large exterminating company. One of the rules of the company is that he has to confirm each appointment by phone the night before his service call to that household.

One evening he made such a call, and when a man answered the phone, he said, "Hi, this is Gary from A to Z Pest Control Company. Your wife phoned us."

There was a long silence, and then my husband heard the man on the other end say, "Honey, it's for you... someone wants to talk to you about your relatives."

2 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |