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HENNE

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Member Since : Nov, 2015
# of jokes posted : 837
# of followers : 26
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 12
Location: United States
won: $ 671.00
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A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, "Your first job will be to sweep out the store."

"But I'm a college graduate," the young man replied indignantly.

"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that," said the manager. "Here, give me the broom, I'll show you how."

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CATEGORY Business Jokes
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Patient to his doctor: "I have forgotten so many things lately, and it’s getting worse. What can I do?"

Doctor: "Yes, this is a known illness, unfortunately it has no cure. On that note, I'd like to remind you about the $800 that you owe me."

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CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
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A young soldier was stationed at Myrtle Beach, S.C., where he spent his spare time fishing in the backwaters of the Intercoastal Waterway. Soon he became a guide of sorts for some senior non-commissioned officers.

Once, a chief master sergeant hooked a 20-pound striped bass. After he reeled the fish onto the boat, he slipped the hook out of its mouth and released it back into the water. He noticed the puzzled look on the face of the young soldier.

"Rank does have its privileges. I can't keep a fish that has more stripes than I do," he explained.

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CATEGORY Military Jokes
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I grew up living paycheck to paycheck...

But through hard work, time and perseverance...

I now live direct deposit to direct deposit!

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
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