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HENNE

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Member Since : Nov, 2015
# of jokes posted : 964
# of followers : 27
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eligible jokes to win : 6
Location: United States
won: $ 738.00
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A child goes to his father and asks, "Father, how do parents think of names for their children?"

The father answers, "Well, son, the night before the mother gives birth, the father goes into the woods and camps for the night. When he wakes the following morning, the first thing he sees is what he names his child, which is why your sister is named Soaring Eagle. Why do you ask, Bear Poop?"

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A travel agent looked up from his desk to see an older lady and an older gentleman peering in the shop window at the posters showing the glamorous destinations around the world. The agent had had a good week and the dejected couple looking in the window gave him a feeling of generosity.

He called them into his shop and said, "I have a surprise for you. I am sending you off to a fabulous resort at my expense, and I won't take no for an answer."

He took them inside and asked his secretary to write two flight tickets and book a room in a five star hotel. They, as can be expected, gladly accepted, and were on their way. About a month later the little lady came in to his shop. "And how did you like your holiday?" he asked eagerly.

"The flight was exciting and the room was lovely," she said. "I've come to thank you. But, one thing puzzled me. Who was that old guy I had to share the room with?"

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
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My daughter went to her fast food restaurant and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for minimal lettuce...

He said, "Sorry, but we only carry iceberg lettuce."

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CATEGORY Food Jokes
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Mother: "Why was the phone busy all night?"

Babysitter: "The fire department put me on hold."

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
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