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HENNE

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Member Since : Nov, 2015
# of jokes posted : 2301
# of followers : 33
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 3
Location: United States
won: $ 2505.00
3 votes

A tourist is visiting a big metropolitan city when his car breaks down. He jumps out and starts fiddling under the hood.
About five minutes later, he hears some thumping sounds and looks around to see someone taking stuff out of his trunk.

He runs around and yells, "Hey, bud, this is my car!"

"Okay," the man says, "you take the front and I'll take the back."

3 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
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3 votes

An elderly woman walks into the butcher shop and shouts at the butcher, "That leg of lamb you sold me last week shrunk by six inches when I cooked it!"

"That's funny," said the butcher, "my wife knitted me a jumper, and when I washed it, it shrunk by six inches."

"Must have been from the same sheep."

3 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
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4 votes

After a long day of shopping, my daughter and I stopped at a grocery store. I ran in to pick up a few things, leaving her in the car. As I approached the checkout I was surprised to see my daughter there waiting for me.

"Honey," I said, "what are you doing in here? I left the motor running."

"It's all right, Mom," she replied reassuringly. "I locked the doors."

4 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
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4 votes

A businessman boarded a plane to find, sitting next to him, an elegant woman wearing the largest, most stunning diamond ring he had ever seen. He asked her about it.

"This is the Bexfield diamond," she said. "It is beautiful, but there is a terrible curse that goes with it."

"What's the curse?" the man asked.

"Mr. Bexfield."

4 votes

CATEGORY Airplane Jokes
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