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HENNE

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Member Since : Nov, 2015
# of jokes posted : 2246
# of followers : 33
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 3
Location: United States
won: $ 2460.00
1 votes

"Well, I reckon you've been a pretty good horse," said the farmer. "You work hard and I ain't had to call the vet on you much. I only wish you pulled the plow a little faster."

"NO!" said the horse, "I said 'feedbag' not 'feedback'."

1 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
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2 votes

A Sunday School teacher asked her class, "Does anyone here know what we mean by sins of omission?"

A small girl replied, "Aren't those the sins we should have committed, but didn't?"

2 votes

posted by "HENNE" |
$9.00 won 5 votes

Blanche: Herb, if you don't stop snoring, I'm going to toss you out on your ear!

Herb: Does it upset you that much?

Blanche: Not just me, the entire congregation.

5 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "HENNE" |
2 votes

A college senior took his new girlfriend to a football game. The young couple found seats in the crowded stadium and were watching the action.

A substitute was put into the game, and as he was running onto the field to take his position, the boy said to his girlfriend, "Take a good look at that fellow. I expect him to be our best man next year."

His girlfriend snuggled closer to him and said, "That's the strangest way I ever heard of for a fellow to propose to a girl, but I'll take it!"

2 votes

CATEGORY Sport Jokes
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