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HENNE

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Member Since : Nov, 2015
# of jokes posted : 965
# of followers : 27
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 747.00
2 votes

A flea jumped into a restaurant, nibbled on a pizza and jumped out again.

He picked himself up from the dirt, dusted himself down and said, "OK, who moved my dog?"

2 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
2 votes

My wife and I were dining out at a nice restaurant. I overheard the couple at the next table discussing their bill.

"Well Mary," said the man, "near as I can figure, based on the price of the ham dinner you just ate, we've got a hog back on the farm worth at least $137,000."

2 votes

CATEGORY Food Jokes
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2 votes

My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting...

She's very lovely but is best appreciated at a distance.

2 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
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$8.00 won 4 votes
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Mum, there's a man at the door collecting for the Old Folk's Home.

Shall I give him Grandma?"

4 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "HENNE" |