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HENNE

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Member Since : Nov, 2015
# of jokes posted : 1184
# of followers : 28
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 7
Location: United States
won: $ 979.00
$6.00 won 4 votes

If snowmen can't ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?

Icicles!

4 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "HENNE" |
2 votes

The Manhattan Commuter train was packed. Suddenly there was a jingle on the floor. Most necks were craned. One elderly gentleman, however, bent down and picked something up. He then asked, "Did anyone drop a half dollar?"

"I did," answered three men at once.

"Well," said the elderly gent with a smile, "here's a dime of it."

2 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
2 votes

Planning a Christmas weekend of entertaining guests, I made a list of things I needed to do, including taking food out of the freezer and grocery shopping. As it happened, a friend whom I had been promising to take to lunch asked if we could go for lunch that Friday.

So, hopping into the car, I taped my "to do" list to the dashboard and went to pick her up. As she settled into the car, her face dropped.

"Thanks a lot!" she sulked.

Then I glanced at my list and saw the first item: "Take out the turkey."

2 votes

CATEGORY Holiday Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
2 votes

A woman goes to the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is published. The obit editor informs her that there is a charge of 50 cents per word. She pauses, reflects, and then she says, well then, let it read: "Fred Brown died."

Amused at the woman's thrift, the editor tells her that there is a seven word minimum for all obituaries.

She thinks it over and in a few seconds says, "In that case, let it read, 'Fred Brown died. Golf clubs for sale.'"

2 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
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