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HENNE

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Member Since : Nov, 2015
# of jokes posted : 2246
# of followers : 33
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eligible jokes to win : 3
Location: United States
won: $ 2460.00
$8.00 won 3 votes

Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, "I'll bet you don't know what day this is."

"Of course I do," he answered as if he was offended, and left for the office.

At 10:00 a.m., the doorbell rang and when the woman opened the door, she was handed a box of a dozen long stemmed red roses. At 1:00 p.m., a foil-wrapped, two-pound box of her favorite chocolates was delivered. Later, a boutique delivered a designer dress.

The woman couldn't wait for her husband to come home.

"First the flowers, then the chocolates and then the dress!" she exclaimed. "I've never had a more wonderful Groundhog Day in my life!"

3 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
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$9.00 won 6 votes
 

Mother decided that 7-year-old Cathy should get something 'practical' for her birthday.

"Suppose we open a savings account for you?" mother suggested. Cathy was delighted.

"It's your account, darling," mother said as they arrived at the bank, "so you fill out the application."

Cathy was doing fine until she came to the space for 'Name of your former bank.' After a slight hesitation, she put down 'Piggy.'

6 votes

CATEGORY Money Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
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"How was your blind date?" a college student asked her roommate.

"Terrible!" the roommate answered. "He showed up in his 1932 Rolls Royce."

"Wow! That's a very expensive car. What's so bad about that?"

"He was the original owner!"

6 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "HENNE" |
$7.00 won 6 votes

My sister and I are close, and that allows us to be honest with each other. One evening as I prepared for a date, I remarked, "I'm fat."

"No, you're not," she scolded.

"My hair is awful," I said.

"It's lovely," she encouraged.

"I've never looked worse," I whined.

And she said, "Trust me sis, yes you have."

6 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "HENNE" |