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HENNE

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Member Since : Nov, 2015
# of jokes posted : 710
# of followers : 25
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eligible jokes to win : 9
Location: United States
won: $ 610.00
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Two nuns were driving alone out in a rural area. They ran out of gas. Fortunately they could walk to a gas station not far away, where they asked to purchase a can of gasoline.

"I'm sorry, sister," said the attendant, "but all I have for you to carry it in is an old chamberpot." The nuns agreed that this would be fine.

They returned to the car. As they were pouring the gasoline into the tank, a man drove by, stopped his car, and said, "Oh sister, if only I had your faith."

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I don't think I'll attend Christmas dinner this year...

My wife gave me a haircut this morning, and now she going to make a Christmas dinner with all the trimmings.

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CATEGORY Holiday Jokes
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A man traveling down a country road was forced to stop before a giant puddle covering the entire road. Looking to the side of the road, the man noticed a farmer leaning on a fence. "Think it's safe to cross?" the man asked.

"I reckon so," replied the farmer.

The car was immediately swallowed by the puddle as the man drove in. In fact, it was so deep that he had to roll his window down to swim out of his car back to the surface. As his head broke the surface the man said to the farmer, "I thought you said I could safely drive through this puddle!"

"Well, golly," said the farmer, scratching his head. "It only come up chest-high on my ducks!"

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CATEGORY Farmer Jokes
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Beautician: "Did that mud pack I gave you for your girlfriend improve her appearance?"

Man: "It did for a while... then it fell off."

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