I had a wooden whistle; it wooden whistle.
I bought a lead whistle; they wooden lead me whistle.
I got a steel whistle; it steel wooden whistle.
They gave me a tin whistle; NOW I tin whistle!
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Eskimo Christians.
Eskimo Christians who?
Eskimo Christians, I'll tell you no lies.
Presently, I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying the same principles. Therefore, every day I go down on the street and tell the passers-by what I have eaten, how I feel, what I have done the night before and what I will do tomorrow night.
Then I give them pictures of my family, my dog, and me gardening and spending time in my pool. I also listen to their conversations and tell them I love them. And it works!
I already have three people following me... two police officers and a psychiatrist!
I wanted to thank everyone for defining the word "plethora" for me...
It means a whole lot to me!