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Donald Gaynor

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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 12
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Location: United States
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O'Leary walked twelve blocks in NYC without leaving the scene of the crime.

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Michael and Timothy had just left the Pub and decided to take a shortcut through O'Leary's farm when they chanced upon O'Leary's prized stallion. Promptly, Timothy raised it's tail, took a quick swipe then applied it to his lips.

Michael, dumbfounded, asked: "Is horse manure good for chapped lips?"

Timothy replied: "I don't know, but it sure keeps me from lickin' em!"

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Shamus O'Connor had just closed down Patty Murphy's Pub and was ambulating his way slowly to the underground subway.

Suddenly he was confronted by a huge sign which read: "WARNING! Dogs must be carried on the escalator - Absolutely NO EXCEPTIONS!"

Shamus bemoaned: "Bejabbers, and, pray tell, just where is a bloke to be findin' a dog at this unholy hour?"

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Me wee Oyrish Mum yanked me out of Med School immediately upon learning that the boy and girl students had to share a single curriculum.

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