danmug Profile



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Member Since : Jun, 2016
# of jokes posted : 37
# of followers : 2
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 58.00
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A husband died. A few weeks later the wife died. As she got to heaven she saw her husband. She ran up to him with tears in her eyes.

"Darling, how I've missed you!"

The husband extends his arms stopping her from embracing him and says, "Whoa there woman, the contract was until death!"

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I thought I saw an eye-doctor on an Alaskan island...

But it turned out to be an optical Aleutian!

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A truck loaded with a thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus crashed on the Interstate yesterday, shedding it's load across the highway.

You should've seen it, witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, nonplussed, flabbergasted, astounded, amazed, confounded, astonished, overwhelmed, horrified, numbed, speechless, and perplexed!

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Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
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Wife: "I have blisters on my hands from the broom."

Husband: (trying to be playful) "Next time take the car, silly."

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