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danmug

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Member Since : Jun, 2016
# of jokes posted : 42
# of followers : 2
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Location: United States
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People are like drums...

They make noise when you hit them with sticks.

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Did you hear about the drummer who gave his daughters the same names?

Anna 1, Anna 2, Anna 3, Anna 4.

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A husband died. A few weeks later the wife died. As she got to heaven she saw her husband. She ran up to him with tears in her eyes.

"Darling, how I've missed you!"

The husband extends his arms stopping her from embracing him and says, "Whoa there woman, the contract was until death!"

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I thought I saw an eye-doctor on an Alaskan island...

But it turned out to be an optical Aleutian!



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