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sravanthi

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Member Since : Aug, 2016
# of jokes posted : 69
# of followers : 5
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 3
Location: United States
won: $ 1274.00
$10.00 won 7 votes

We visited our newly married daughter, who was preparing her first Thanksgiving dinner. I noticed the turkey thawing in the kitchen sink with a dish drainer inverted over the bird. I asked why a drainer covered the turkey.

Our daughter turned to my wife and said, “Mom, you always did it that way.”

“Yes,” my wife replied, “but you don’t have a cat!”

7 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "sravanthi" |
$15.00 won 6 votes

I used to find buying books from Amazon slow and inconvenient...

Until one day the receptionist suggested I use their website.

6 votes

CATEGORY Computer Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "sravanthi" |
$15.00 won 6 votes

Did you hear that Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer never went to school?

That’s right—he was elf taught.

6 votes

CATEGORY Holiday Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "sravanthi" |
$15.00 won 6 votes

I was trying to decide what to do for a talent show I planned to enter.

Trusting my mother to help me out, I asked, “For the talent show, what do you think I should do, sing or put on a comedy act?”

Glancing up from her paper, she said dryly, “What’s the difference?”

6 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "sravanthi" |