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stee

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Member Since : Sep, 2016
# of jokes posted : 68
# of followers : 2
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eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 1247.00
$25.00 won 5 votes

Walking through the hallways at the middle school where I work, I saw a new substitute teacher standing outside his classroom with his forehead against a locker. I heard him mutter, "How did you get yourself into this?"

Knowing he was assigned to a difficult class, I tried to offer moral support. "Are you okay?" I asked. "Can I help?"

He lifted his head and replied, "I’ll be fine as soon as I get this kid out of his locker."

5 votes

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I got my hair highlighted because I thought some strands were more important than others.

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A mother complained to my wife, a schoolteacher, that other students were stealing her daughter’s pencils.

“It’s not the money, it’s the principle,” she insisted. “My husband took those pencils from work.”

9 votes

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I don’t want to brag or make anybody jealous or anything, but I can still fit into the earrings I wore in high school.

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