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stee

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Member Since : Sep, 2016
# of jokes posted : 67
# of followers : 2
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 1240.00
18 votes

I got my hair highlighted because I thought some strands were more important than others.

18 votes

CATEGORY Puns
posted by "stee" |
$9.00 won 21 votes

A mother complained to my wife, a schoolteacher, that other students were stealing her daughter’s pencils.

“It’s not the money, it’s the principle,” she insisted. “My husband took those pencils from work.”

21 votes

CATEGORY School Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "stee" |
$8.00 won 17 votes

I don’t want to brag or make anybody jealous or anything, but I can still fit into the earrings I wore in high school.

17 votes

CATEGORY School Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "stee" |
$9.00 won 11 votes

A man is madly in love with a princess and wants to propose, but an evil witch has cast a spell on him and now he can say only one word a year. So he waits 14 agonizing years—accumulating all his words—before approaching his beloved.

Finally, the big day arrives. When he sees her, his heart skips a beat. He gathers his nerve, drops to his knees, and intones, “My darling, I have waited many years to say this... Will you marry me?”

The princess turns around, smiles, and says, “Pardon?”

11 votes

CATEGORY Love Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "stee" |