All parents are proud of overachieving children, and one father was no exception...
The bumper sticker on his car read "My Kid Made Your License Plate".
We were shopping for clothes when my 13-year-old daughter spotted a hat with "Guinness" written on it.
She put it on and proclaimed, "Look! I’m a genius!"
There are three kinds of men in this world...
Some remain single and make wonders happen.
Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.
The rest get married and wonder what happened???
At a meeting, the corporate manager told a joke. Everyone on the team laughed except one guy.
The manager asked him, "Didn’t you understand my joke?"
The guy replied, "Oh I understood it, but I resigned yesterday."