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Member Since : Oct, 2016
# of jokes posted : 59
# of followers : 3
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Location: United States
won: $ 867.00
6 votes

Back at my high school for the tenth reunion, I met my old coach. Walking through the gym, we came upon a plaque on which I was still listed as the record holder for the longest softball throw.

Noticing my surprise, the coach said, "That record will stand forever."

I was about to make some modest disclaimer that records exist to be broken, when he added, "We stopped holding that event years ago."

6 votes

CATEGORY Sport Jokes
posted by "Mary" |
12 votes

Before google, there were librarians. Here are some queries posed to the poor, suffering staff of public libraries:

• A woman wanted “inspirational material on grass and lawns.”

• “Who built the English Channel?”

• “Is there a full moon every night in Acapulco?”

• “Music suitable for a doll wedding to take place between a Shirley Temple doll and a teddy bear.”

• “Can the New York Public Library recommend a good forger?”

12 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Mary" |
$9.00 won 9 votes

I was at a yard sale one day and saw a box marked, “Electronic cat and dog call—guaranteed to work”.

I looked inside and was amused to see an electric can opener.

9 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Mary" |
$12.00 won 7 votes

I’m now in high school, so when I ran into my third-grade teacher, I doubted she would remember me.

“Hi, Miss Butcher,” I said.

“Hi, Eddie,” she replied.

“So you do remember me?” I asked.

“Sure. You don’t always leave a good impression, but you definitely leave a lasting one.”

7 votes

CATEGORY School Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Mary" |