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Mary

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Member Since : Oct, 2016
# of jokes posted : 59
# of followers : 3
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 867.00
$5.00 won 7 votes

Two nuns, a penguin, a man with a parrot on his shoulder, and a giraffe walk into a bar.

The bartender says, “What is this? Some kind of joke?”

7 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "Mary" |
$8.00 won 8 votes

A Frenchman walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bird is wearing a baseball cap.

The bartender says, “Hey, that’s neat. Where did you get that?”

The parrot says, “France—they’ve got millions of them there.”

8 votes

Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Mary" |
$12.00 won 9 votes

The company where I work provides four-foot-high cubicles so each employee can have some privacy.

One day a co-worker had an exasperating phone conversation with one of her teenage sons. After hanging up, she heaved a sigh and said, "No one ever listens to me."

Immediately, several voices from surrounding cubicles called out, "Yes, yes we do."

9 votes

CATEGORY Work Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Mary" |
$9.00 won 5 votes

As my sister relaxed on the couch, her head comfortably leaning against the crook of her husband’s arm, her cell phone beeped.

She looked at her phone. It was a text message from her husband.

The message: "Please Move."

5 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Mary" |