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srg

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Member Since : Nov, 2016
# of jokes posted : 44
# of followers : 2
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 484.00
$9.00 won 5 votes

There are women whose thoughtful husbands buy them flowers for no reason. And then there’s me. One day I couldn’t stand it any longer. "Why don’t you ever bring me flowers?" I asked.

"What’s the point?" my husband said. "They die after about a week."

"So could you," I shot back, "but I still like having you around."

5 votes

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Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
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$15.00 won 4 votes

My wife and her friend Karen were talking about their labor-saving devices as they pulled into our driveway. Karen said, “I love my new garage-door opener.”

“I love mine too,” my wife replied, and honked the horn three times. That was the signal for me to come out and open the garage.

4 votes

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Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
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$10.00 won 2 votes

I was cleaning a hotel room when the previous occupant came in, looking for her husband’s keys.

We searched high and low without luck. I finally peeked underneath the bed closest to the wall.

"Don’t bother—that was my bed," she said. "He wouldn’t have gone anywhere near it."

2 votes

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Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
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$12.00 won 4 votes

An item for sale on craigslist....

"Antique sewing table refinished by my wife, $30. [If she’s home, $100.]"

4 votes

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Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
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