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srg

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Member Since : Nov, 2016
# of jokes posted : 47
# of followers : 2
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 493.00
$9.00 won 5 votes

“I am hungary.”

“Maybe you should czech the fridge.”

“I’m russian to the kitchen.”

“Is there any turkey?”

“We have some, but it’s covered in greece”

“Ew, there’s norway I’d eat that!”

5 votes

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Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?

They ended in a tie.

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CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
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Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Someone told him to get a long little doggy.

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Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
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During basic training, our drill sergeant asked for a show of hands of all Jewish personnel. Six of us raised our hands. Much to our relief, we were given the day off for Rosh Hashanah.

A few days later in anticipation of Yom Kippur, the drill sergeant again asked for all Jewish personnel to ID themselves. This time, every soldier raised his hand.

"Only the personnel who were Jewish last week can be Jewish this week," declared the sergeant.

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CATEGORY Military Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
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